I usually water my pineapple garden before the girlfriend comes over. Drives the wife mad.
I get my wife to water the pineapple garden while my girlfriend is over. Keeps her distracted.
I usually water my pineapple garden before the girlfriend comes over. Drives the wife mad.
My wife has us moving so got to leave soon so can show our house and still working on buying one . I’m against the whole idea right now timing wise strange people coming in, meeting inspectors, realtors, painters, etc. but if anyone could win this argument I’d like to see it. I can stayed married snd acquiesce or just leave. My frustration level is over the top but you can’t reason with it. We moved here in a panic cause some middle age crisis she left her practice and made some crappy decisions now here I am again- but I’m the idiot. Never mind just personal crap I don’t need
Testing the police. Had to go out today, saw 6 or 7 of them. Didn't slow down at all, never got pulled over. I guess 75 in a 55 is okay right now since the roads are pretty bare. I was curious if they would stop me since I've seen no one pulled over at all since our state went on basic lockdown.
And here we thought you played metal.If all that was left was Hawaiian Pizza, I'd love it! That's a big favorite at my house!
And here we thought you played metal.
Long ago, in a town far, far away, after a day of surfing, my buddy & I went to a well-known pizza joint. I'll never forget it: The waitress told us of this new style of pizza, called "Hawaiian". We figured since the Hawaiians began the sport of surfing, what could go wrong? We never finished the pie.Didn't you know? The secret to even double bass lies in cooked pineapples!
Sure. Blame it on the kids.Honestly it's my kid's fault. She loves it, I grew to enjoy it.