My Wife Sent Me These


Platinum Member
That top letter is exactly the sort of thing I'd send...

'Dear bandleader,

Thank you for agreeing to play at our charity bake sale. If you don't mind adding a bit of Xenakis to your regular setlist, we'd appreciate it. 'Concret PH' would go down a treat after 'Mustang Sally' and a bit of 'Akea' would be great if you've got fifteen minutes to fill, a pianist and spare string quartet handy.



Diamond Member
I’ve been to a Pat Metheny concert where he played his Picasso Guitar and he makes beautiful sounds with it.


Junior Member
I just sifted through lots of messages from my wife, shopping lists, things I need to pay for, places I need to be, times I need to be at places etc. the last media she sent was this

Should I be worried?


Diamond Member
the "problem solved" and flood picture are the best!!!

and I am lucky that I DON'T have the nagging wife problem, but those are still funny