Caption contest!

I guess I should probably weigh in.

Owww!!! I'll work on my flam-a-diddles next time, I swear!
 
The world's newest most popular drum teacher, sitting just out of frame . . . . . . operating the dry ice unit.
 
CB 700 Drums...making people feel like kids for 50+ years...
 
Here's another one.

Kid plays "Come on Baby, Light My Fire."
Baby brother takes it literally.
 
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The story has a happy ending. Timmy gets the drum kit from Dad, wink-wink, and grows up to be the drummer for Primus. I'm not sure about the hell part.
 
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Dear Parents,
If you are going to spring for Sabians, Pro-Mark, a ching ring, plus fog machine and lights, do your kid a favor and at least spring for an Export.
 
Mom, the throne spindle went up my ass again and released all my gas!
Wow Dr. Larry's cure for GAS-the ole spindle up the sphincter. Must be some sort of Fear conditioning-I'd never have GAS again. Reminds me of Hitch while he was in prison.
 
The tooth fairy left me a Sabian!
 
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