In case no one has read through the cape thread....the 2nd most recent post is almost as funny as the original work of art. Here it is:
That's not that bad.One time I crapped my pants during a show.At first it wasnt that bad.Like a turtle came out and touched the cotton.However I started getting stomach cramps real bad And I felt like I had to take a dump soon.It started to affect my timing rather heavily.and The rest of the band looked back to see just what the hell was going on.
A little while later I knew i couldn't hold back anymore so I quickly got up and attempted to get out of there.However I accidentally tripped over a cymbal stand and we both went down.The sudden impact on the floor caused me to lose all control over my bowels.My pants started filling up with diarrhea,eventually my pants were filled and it started running out of my pants instead.
To make matters worse me and the cymbal stand both went straight onto the guitarists amplifier chord and somehow knocked the amps over.The guitarist turned to the audience and said "Yeah,I think we're done here folks.".Meanwhile the bassist was attempting to help me up but my diarrhea filled pants didn't make that an easy task.After the rest of the band and a few stage hands joined in they finally managed to get me up and clean up the mess I made.I completely ruined all my clothes that night and the band hasn't contacted me since