Tom angles!!!!

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Digging the snare angle on this one. The green plant adds a nice touch too
 

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It burns, it burns... make it stop!
 

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Hey! These jerks must have copied my setup! Here's how it works. Stock your stick bag full. When you need to hit your "cymbal" you throw a stick at it. At the end of each song, just gather them up again.
 

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I would love to buy this drumset but there is not enough duct tape on the snare drum. Once I buy the kit, I will not have any money left over for 3 rolls of tape. What to do?
 

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1) "7 peice [sic] drum kit (justtt [sic] need a stool) - choice ov [sic] two both in very good condition" - Dude, how small are those hats?

2) "Really good condition and still expensive on the internet its a 7 piece drum kit but we will include the stool and drum sticks too" - That's very generous considering how "expensive" Performance Percussion kits are these days.

3) "full drum kit 8 pce with nioce [sic] reductions pads". Note choice of FT/snare placement.

4) "I am selling my drum kit as I don't really have the room for it and so don't use it anymore. The drum kit is as seen in the pictures and has a bag with some extra symbols [sic]" - You mean you'd like to hang some paintings on that wall you glued your kit to?

5) "The Premier Olympic drum kit brings you all the outstanding features you would expect from a world leading drum manufacturer and makes it available at an astonishing price [he wants 300GBP for that heap which is certainly astonishing] so that every aspiring drummer can get a chance to raise thunder on one of these fantastic kits"
 

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1) "7 peice [sic] drum kit (justtt [sic] need a stool) - choice ov [sic] two both in very good condition" - Dude, how small are those hats?

2) "Really good condition and still expensive on the internet its a 7 piece drum kit but we will include the stool and drum sticks too" - That's very generous considering how "expensive" Performance Percussion kits are these days.

3) "full drum kit 8 pce with nioce [sic] reductions pads". Note choice of FT/snare placement.

4) "I am selling my drum kit as I don't really have the room for it and so don't use it anymore. The drum kit is as seen in the pictures and has a bag with some extra symbols [sic]" - You mean you'd like to hang some paintings on that wall you glued your kit to?

5) "The Premier Olympic drum kit brings you all the outstanding features you would expect from a world leading drum manufacturer and makes it available at an astonishing price [he wants 300GBP for that heap which is certainly astonishing] so that every aspiring drummer can get a chance to raise thunder on one of these fantastic kits"

I weep for our Motherland...
 
I saw a band today where the drummer had his toms nearly horizontal. He had clear batter and resonant heads, and I realized that I could actually see him through the toms from my seat in front of the stage!
 
I saw a band today where the drummer had his toms nearly horizontal. He had clear batter and resonant heads, and I realized that I could actually see him through the toms from my seat in front of the stage!

He must have bought his drums from the Seattle Craigslist....

1) Oh, Starcaster... poor, begotten Starcaster... will you *ever* have an owner with a clue?
2) Sticks conveniently placed for a quick grab... under the cymbal stand. Also, ad says it comes with not just a cowbell, but "a cattle bell"... I think I'll just stop there.
3) RPT50, you were saying?
4) I see a lot of these ads with the snare placed to the left of the hi-hat. Is what we do really that arcane and mysterious?
5) Please, I beg you... free us. Take us home. Set us up correctly. For the first time.
6) This ad boasts that these are "a great vintage Royce drum kit, purchased last year from an instructor".... how much did he charge ya there, buddy?
7) It's pronounced "soon-lee-tay"... it's a boutique brand.
8) Actually 97% unplayable. AND pink.
9) Pronounced "pull-say". I think they make them out of unicorn horn shavings.
10) Rockwood. It's two lies in one, if you think about it.
11) Bad, naughty tom heads. Must dent them ten thousand times. Bad, naughty tom heads. Must dent them ten thousand times.
12) You may pay a couple grand on a studio-quality kit. You still might need to actually pay some attention to basic ergonomics when you put it together. Or don't.
13) Antique stores are creepy.
14) Sir, please box up your Gretsch drums and return them to where you got them. When they ask you why you are returning them, tell them Drummerworld Tom Angles said you were too dumb to play a Gretsch drum kit, and do they have any Soon-Lee-Tay drums instead?
15) This set looks like it's going to go cartwheeling to the left any moment.
16) Double rims. It's the new thing. Gadd has them, I think Vinnie's getting his soon. Why don't *you* have double rims? Loser.
17) This person has no actual idea what drums do.
18) RPT50, they're playing your song.
19) Hiding from the Daleks behind the couch.
20) Ergonomics? What's that?
21) Dead dog sold separately.
22) Still Life with Tom Angles.
 

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