Got to be some sort of April Fools Day spoof.
Easy to spot 'cause they used the words "drummer" and "musician" together. Like any real drummer is gonna fall for that!
I amaze my friends on a regular basis.
Oh wait, no I don't: I appal them. That's not quite the same thing, is it?
Show me a drummer in the last 50 years who's been laid behind his kit...