Worst song ever

Brilliant thread, a bunch of nobodies from nowhereville deciding the beatles were crap, and another thread with conspiracy theories about ringo.


Just a thought, have any of you haters ever left your little pockets of redneck america?

No, thought not, try getting out into the real world
 
keirik said:
Brilliant thread, a bunch of nobodies from nowhereville deciding the beatles were crap, and another thread with conspiracy theories about ringo.


Just a thought, have any of you haters ever left your little pockets of redneck america?

No, thought not, try getting out into the real world
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What's wrong, did you wet your pants?

You're a poo poo head.
 
Dre25 said:
What's wrong, did you wet your pants?

You're a poo poo head.
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No idea if thats meant to agree or disagree with me, or if its meant to be funny or not

Either way its from Sydney so same comment applies :)
 
Michael, unlike today's boy bands, the Beatles progressed and matured creatively. These are not boy band songs ...

She's So Heavy
I am the Walrus
Strawberry Fields
Revolution 9
A Day in the Life
Tomorrow Never Knows
Happiness is a Warm Gun
Martha My Dear
Glass Onion
Hey Bulldog
It's All Too Much
Only a Northern Song
The End

Going back to the thread, We Built this City on Rock and Roll could have one of the most annoying choruses ever.
 
Ever?

Ever?

or just rock... which is what this thread is leaning towards.

Okay....

Hmmmm....

There are millions and millions (Carl Sagan)

There are billions and billions (Carl Sagan)

I personally think the I, vi, IV, V chord progression is entirely overused and it is probably one of the most used progressions in Western Music...

But I digress.... "Envelope Please"

and MY winner for worst song ever is:

"The Worst That Could Happen" by Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRDRX4Gyq6I

Total mush.
 
I dislike female singers....I can't think of a single female singer who I have ever actually liked. I especially dislike todays propensity to scream and screech lyrics out. I hate it.

So, at the moment, Paloma Faith. She's on every single f'ing morning on the radio station I am forced (by my wife) to get up to...every single morning. Without fail. And it's just horrible.

But a song I've always hated from the first time I heard a note to the last (weekend just gone), is "All that she wants is another baby" by Ace of Bass.

What a load of ******* ****

The good thing about listening to a really rubbish radio station in the morning though is that it gets me up and out of bed, into the shower room, showered, dressed, and off to work, in the space of half an hour.

That Happy song by Ferrel (sp?) Williams is another ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH. The way the backing singers sing Happy Happy Happy Happy....Happy Happy Happy Happy..........the irony is it makes me wish I was dead wish I was dead wish I was dead.....
 
I have waded through this morass and I consider myself blessed (and coming from an atheist, that's saying something).

Literally, I have not heard and am not familiar with the majority of the acts vying for top honors in this thread. Mind you, I have heard the names "Taylor Swift", "Linkin Park", "Avenged Sevenfold", etc. Heck, to me "Limp Bizkit" sounds like a medical condition potentially curable via Viagra- "I'm sorry Mrs. Johnson but your husband is suffering from a condition we call 'Limp Bizkit'. Have him take these little pills and everything should be fine in two weeks". I can honestly say that if you played me a bunch of these I wouldn't know who is who.

I don't listen to the radio (unless my wife has it on while cooking or some such). Instead, I mine "associated acts". For example, I like King Crimson so I ask "What's Tony Levin being doing"? Thus I find myself listening to Black Light Syndrome or Gordian Knot or Mont Campbell, etc.

I should mention though, that my wife now knows that if she's listening to the radio while I'm around, she has to change the station if anything from Guns and Roses or Bob Seeger comes on. Bad Company is nearly as grating as is Lynyrd Synyrd (or however it's spelled).
 
Funny thread.. But.. c'mon; no one mentioned :

Muskrat Love (by Captain and Tennile)?
- apart from the silly song concept, the solo is a keyboard synthesizing the sound of muskrats going at it!

What Does the Fox Say?
- they purposely set out to write 'the stupidest song ever recorded'. I think they almost suceeded.. but it is at least kind of funny..

I'd be tempted to say an honourable mention to Afternoon Delight, because whenever I hear it I either hear Anchorman or the Family Guy singing it... but it does have some well worked out vocal arrangements.. even though the lyrics are ridiculous.
 
Swiss Matthias said:
I second Black Eyed Peas - I Got A Feeling. That's how this "music like" thing is done - nice example of a piece of muzak.
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Great, I have to learn this song for a private party this coming Saturday. Whatever.
 
Well, since "worse song" is really a matter of opinion and personal taste, I would have to cast my vote for "Color My World" (or is that Colour My World?).

If I had a dollar for every time I had to play that at some dreading deception … I mean wedding reception …

Otherwise I usually found wedding gigs to be fine.
 
Pina Colada, Midnight at the Oasis, Jesse's Girl, Feel Like Dancing, You Light Up My Life and most Rap and screamer "songs".
 
Shouldn't this be in the off-topic section? Anyhoo I have some contributions to make here alright! Check out these gems of concentrated awfulness if you dare...

Double Take - Hot Problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQHx_GPKccY

Lou Reed & Metallica - The View http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWtb621DRg

Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

Michael Bolton - How am I Supposed to Live Without You? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFood_bTOX4

Rebecca Black - Friday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Buck 22 Feat. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ

The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA5QJS3paAo
 
chipotle said:
Well, since "worse song" is really a matter of opinion and personal taste, I would have to cast my vote for "Color My World" (or is that Colour My World?).

If I had a dollar for every time I had to play that at some dreading deception … I mean wedding reception …

Otherwise I usually found wedding gigs to be fine.
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Even Terry Kath didn't think much of this song. I saw them in concert about 1970 and when they played this, Terry held one of the then popular "laughing bags" up to the microphone to provide backing vocals...
 
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